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Serphyas

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Pullman, Washington
Job: Student

holla

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I don't visit Newgrounds anymore

Posted by Serphyas May. 20, 2009 @ 3:30 PM EDT

I love you all

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Hey Newgrounds

Posted by Serphyas Jul. 13, 2008 @ 11:05 PM EDT

Go outside.

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Hey

Posted by Serphyas Jun. 7, 2008 @ 2:32 AM EDT

a-la Inside the Actor's Studio: Post your favorite foul/curse/swear word, or set of profanities. i'm interested

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Hey hey hey hey

Posted by Serphyas Mar. 25, 2008 @ 11:48 PM EDT

...smoke weed every day. holla

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Hey everyone

Posted by Serphyas Jan. 23, 2008 @ 5:51 AM EST

I haven't made a new news post in a few months.

Attention losers: Get off your pasty asses and start running. It's totally awesome exercise and it makes you feel good about yourself.

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USERS I LIKE LAWL

Posted by Serphyas Oct. 28, 2007 @ 2:09 AM EDT

12/26/07 Update - You can leave a comment, but I'm not going to add anyone else because I'm too busy nowadays and I fucking hate you.

CuteAndFuzzy - He called HAYF an "obnoxious piece of shit." As such, I love him with all me heart.

lawlmaster - He replied to this post first. See, y'all could be like him, right on this list. Unfortunately the rest of you are too goddamn ugly and idiotic.

Jelly-on-the-Telly - He's black. Oh, and he's nice 'n shit.

Cabbster - Smart enough to see that bandwagons are for faggots. Among the limited amount of users whose posts I can read without hating Newgrounds afterwards.

SuperSexyActionFurry - One of the few respectable furries on this site. Appearances are sporadic, which makes him mysterious, and, as such, ridiculously sexy. I'd let him have his way with me if he wanted.

Bomshaw - His sense of humor is lovable. Also, I believe he has killed people with his penis.

Matthew-Ferguson - I actually don't like this guy. But I have to act as if I do or he'll beat me when he gets home from work.

Chad-T - Because his name reminds me of the two things I love most in life: Iced Tea, and Mr. T...Actually, Iced Tea isn't all that great, it's kinda bitter for my own tastes. But Mr. T. would kick your ass.

Sunglasses - If I was as mind-blowingly awesome as this guy, I'd probably crumble under the pressure and cry like a little Belgian girl. Luckily Sunglasses has become accustomed to it, and now will flaunt his coolness in your face while simultaneously kicking your ass and making love to your girlfriend.

Wyattfilms - Remember Wyatt Earp, the 19th-Century cowboy, Western-frontier officer of the law, and general bad-ass? Yeah, well he ain't got shit on Wyattfilms. When Wyattfilms learned that Earp had stolen the name "Wyatt" over a century earlier, he actually traveled back in time, went to the O.K. Corral, and anally assaulted Earp with his own six-shooter. Earp was ostracized from western civilization and adopted the pseudonym "Fagatini."

Abyssus - He's from England (score!). On top of that, Abyssus is a teenager yet still manages to have better literary skills than most of the adults I've met in the US. And "The Abyss" was a good movie. BAM, three things off the bat! Abyssus is a figure of brilliance and explosive, action-packed magnificence.

TwilightFox - Whose list ISN'T our foxy friend on? And for good reasons; he's got a heart of gold, and is by far one of the most polite forum-goers I've seen around. Nyaah, you better start respectin' this guy, nyaaah, y'hear? Otherwise you'll wind up with a pair 'a concrete slippers and a one-way ticket to the bottom of the Hudson, nyaahhhh.

Electric-Bla - If you hear his name and AREN'T immediately aroused, you obviously reproduce asexually. He's just that hot. Electric-Bla is the man-baby love child of a passionate night between Antonio Banderas and the Kool-Aid guy; they were wearing fursuits, of course.

DEFF - A Canadian comedy prodigy. His masterful use of smilies is unmatched, and the pictures he posts are among the funniest things I've seen on this wonderful Internet. Also, I believe he has killed people with his penis.

Act like you care - Leave a comment, if you'd like. And stay tuned for updates.

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Newgrounds

Posted by Serphyas Oct. 24, 2007 @ 4:13 AM EDT

is getting terribly boring nowadays.

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College

Posted by Serphyas Oct. 15, 2007 @ 5:58 AM EDT

So yeah! Currently attending Washington State University. Pretty fuckin' sweet. I like the independence and added responsibility. I feel like I'm getting ready to contribute to society. Oh yeah, and the whole "getting smashed" and "smoking shitloads of weed" aspects are nice too.

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Today's message: q

Posted by Serphyas Aug. 12, 2007 @ 8:02 PM EDT

I wanted to change the present posting, because apparently no one gives a shit that I went to Hawaii.

so, cocks

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HAWAII, BITCHES

Posted by Serphyas Jul. 30, 2007 @ 1:46 AM EDT

I spelled that right, right? Hawaii?

Anyways, yeah, I'm headed there...flying out this Tueday, and staying until Sunday.

I haven't been on vacation in years, and this'll be a nice change of pace, I think.

What about you all? Been on vacation this summer, or this year? Or are you planning on doing such, any time soon? Let's hear about it.

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